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Hello everyone, we are CYBERJAPAN DANCERS.
I'm Hara-chan.
I'm Miyabi.
I'm Haruka.
I'm Hazuki.
I'm Karen.
This time, we have a very, very special guest.
Let's call him.
One, two, three.
Welcome.
I'm Hikaru-chan.
I'm here.
I can't clap enough.
Let's go.
What are we going to do today?
Today, Egashira-san is always wearing leggings.
Spats.
Yes, spats.
I would like you to make the most of these good spats this time.
This time, we would like you to challenge physical strength measurement with CYBERJAPAN DANCERS.
This is...
Are you going to make me naked?
What?
I don't have much confidence.
Are you confident?
Yes, of course.
Oh! Good!
Let's do it!
Yeah!
Good!
I'm so nervous.
We're going to challenge three types of events.
The first is a half-naked side jump.
We'll see how many times you can do this.
Next, we're going to do a sit-up.
There are six of us today.
We're going to make three pairs.
We're going to see how many times you can do this.
Last, we're going to do a sit-up.
We're going to see how many centimeters the floor is from the chin.
We're going to decide the winner.
I see.
If you win,
If Cyber Japan Dancers win,
I'd like to get a present from Megashira.
Why?
Didn't you hear me?
Why?
Okay.
I'll give you a spot at the end.
No!
Wait a minute!
Haruka!
What is it?
This is a treasure!
You think it's okay, right?
It's okay.
In the script, it's cash.
Hey!
What is it?
It's you!
I don't have cash!
Cash?
Do you want meat?
You don't have cash, do you?
What if I win?
If you win, we will dance the dance of victory around you.
That's good.
That's great.
Let's do it.
We will start the first corner, the half-and-half side jump.
What order do you want to play?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Wait a minute.
If you win, I will play the first and second.
Let's start with the winner.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's start with the winner.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I will play the first and second.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do it in this order.
OK!
It's a way to count the number of times you jump.
Count once every time you cross the line.
The time limit is 20 seconds.
Let's do it.
OK.
We count, right?
Yes, please.
Are you ready?
Yes, please.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Ready, go!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,3 7,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53, 54,55,56,57,58,59,60,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79 ,80,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,99,10,10,11,12,13,14,15,1 6,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,45,46,47,57,78,79,90,90, 90,90,90,90,90,90,90,90,90
I did it!
Wow!
43!
That was pretty amazing!
Thank you!
Wow!
This is harder than I thought!
Wow!
Ok, next!
The boobs!
Let's do the boobs!
Ok!
She's a little big, so this might be pretty hard.
Here I go!
Ready?
I'll do my best!
Ready?
Yes!
Ready!
Start!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,33,33,34,3 5,36,37,38,39,40,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50.
Wow!
What?
44?
Yes, 44.
Ok, 44!
44!
Wow!
That's pretty amazing!
Isn't it?
I'm sure this is a motor nerve.
Miyabi, let's go!
OK?
Yes!
Ready, go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34
36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44
43?
45!
I didn't count the first one.
It's 44.
OK!
Not good.
What's your goal?
My goal?
Mr. Egashira, are you ready?
Yes!
Ready, go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40
41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46
Wow!
45!
Wow, Mr. Egashira!
Wait, what's my score now?
1st place.
Wow!
OK!
I'm going to beat you!
No, I'm not going to beat you.
I'm going to beat you!
Your legs are so long!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27 ,28,29,30
31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40
I'm going to beat you!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27 ,28,29,30
31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40
41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50
I'm going to beat you!
41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50
The speed was totally different.
It was amazing.
The first place is Hara-chan.
You're second place.
I'm second place?
Yes, you are.
There's a chance that you can turn the tables.
I wanted to see your eyebrows.
So, you will win the tournament.
So, let's move on to the next stage.
Go!
Next, we're going to do the state training.
We're going to make a group of 6 people.
Let's make a group with Guccho Kippa.
I see.
It depends on who we're going to make a group with.
It might be a little different.
Kiyoshi-san, your butt.
What should I do?
Why are you doing this?
What are you doing?
Guccho Kippa.
Let's break up.
What's that?
This doesn't work.
Only the pairs that work should stick together.
I see.
Let's stick together.
Guccho Kippa.
Let's break up.
Guccho Kippa.
Let's break up.
What?
I don't know what to do.
I see.
Let's do it in 3 minutes.
I'm going to do it with Kazue-san.
I see.
I'll do my best.
Who's going to do it first?
Yes.
You're the representative.
You're the champion.
Yes.
Who's going to do it first?
It's the first one, right?
Yes, it's the first one.
Then the second one.
The order has been decided.
Since the order and the hair have been decided,
we're going to do Jyota Okoshi.
This time, Jyota Okoshi
has a 20-second time limit.
20 seconds?
We're going to compete
to see how many times you can do it.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Start!
1, 2,
3, 4,
5, 6,
7, 8,
9, 10,
11,
12,
13,
14,
15.
You're not done yet?
It's long!
Wow!
20 seconds.
15 seconds?
Yes.
You have a big chest,
so I don't think
you can lift it up.
Are you ready?
Yes.
1, 2,
3, 4,
5, 6,
7, 8,
9, 10,
12,
13,
14,
15,
16, 17,
18.
Wow!
I can still tear it off.
19.
Thank you very much.
Yay!
Oh my gosh!
It's definitely dangerous.
Really.
I'm tired.
I'm tired, too.
OK, let's go.
OK.
OK, Katsuie.
Yes.
Ready, go!
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10...
What are you doing?
That's a bit too easy.
What are you doing?
Let's do it one more time.
I just did it.
Let's do it one more time.
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10...
11...
12...
He'll kiss you.
Hey!
He kissed you!
He kissed you 12 times.
You're so weak!
We were no good.
We really did it.
This guy is amazing.
He's so athletic.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
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2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10...
11...
12...
13...
14...
15...
Wow! 16!
16!
It's not good!
This guy is amazing again!
Wow! My stomach is already cracked!
Wow!
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
1... 2...
Wow!
So fast!
4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16...
17... 18...
Wow! 19!
Wow!
Amazing!
I learned a new talent here.
She's the best at sports.
The winner of Jyotai Okoshi is...
Hara-chan and Karen!
The loser is Kazue Matamoya.
Let's do the last Jyotai Sorashi.
Let's do it!
Jyotai Sorashi
We're going to do Jyotai Sorashi.
We're going to do it in the same order as before.
The same pair?
I'm nervous.
We're the weakest!
We're going to measure the height from the floor.
Mr. Egashira is going to do that.
I'm looking forward to it.
I've never done this before.
I got it.
Please.
I've never done this before.
If it's just a little, please stop.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Start!
54cm!
I don't know the standard, so 54cm is the standard.
It's very soft.
Wow, it's coming!
Thank you, God!
Wait a minute, I think it's hard to do.
I think it's hard to do.
I think so, too.
Ready, start!
Wow!
70cm!
Wow!
I don't care about 70cm.
It's amazing.
It's our turn.
Do it.
This angle is also amazing.
That's right.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
56cm!
It's 56cm.
This is...
You can see the bottom because it's in Cyber Japan, but I think it's amazing for an ordinary person.
Really?
It hurts a little.
How should I do this?
How do you do your hands?
Like this?
Let's go!
Down.
It hurts.
This is impossible.
You're holding it down too much.
I'm holding it down too much.
Here I go.
I did it.
Thank you so much.
You're so cute.
I want to eat every cell of your muscles.
You're 15cm tall.
We're the worst.
Here I go, athlete.
You're amazing.
That's close.
Here I go.
Ready, start.
61cm.
70kg is amazing.
Are you going to pull that off?
Athlete.
Ready, start.
71kg.
My body is going to break.
You're an animal.
You're a yoga teacher.
The winner is Hana-chan.
Hana-chan is 70kg.
I'm 71kg.
The winner is Egashira-san.
Is it me?
We have finished the first round.
I will announce the winner.
The winner is Katsue-san.
The 5th place is me, Haruka.
The 4th place is Egashira-san.
The 3rd place is Miyabi-chan.
The 2nd place is Karen-san.
The 1st place is Hara-chan.
Egashira-san, thank you.
What do you mean thank you?
I'm 4th place.
Why?
What are you bringing?
Don't mess with me.
This is a receipt.
Eat a hamburger.
I can eat more.
Eat a hamburger.
This is enough.
It's time to work.